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This is pretty sweet

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(Via The Juice)

Seriously, folks, this is some scary shit.

With scarcely a mention in the mainstream media, President Bush has ordered up a plan for responding to a catastrophic attack.

In a new National Security Presidential Directive, Bush lays out his plans for dealing with a “catastrophic emergency.”

Under that plan, he entrusts himself with leading the entire federal government, not just the Executive Branch. And he gives himself the responsibility “for ensuring constitutional government.”

He laid this all out in a document entitled “National Security Presidential Directive/NSPD 51″ and “Homeland Security Presidential Directive/HSPD-20.”

The White House released it on May 9.

Other than a discussion on Daily Kos led off by a posting by Leo Fender, and a pro-forma notice in a couple of mainstream newspapers, this document has gone unremarked upon.

The subject of the document is entitled “National Continuity Policy.”

It defines a “catastrophic emergency” as “any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government function.”

This could mean another 9/11, or another Katrina, or a major earthquake in California, I imagine, since it says it would include “localized acts of nature, accidents, and technological or attack-related emergencies.”

The document emphasizes the need to ensure “the continued function of our form of government under the Constitution, including the functioning of the three separate branches of government,” it states.

But it says flat out: “The President shall lead the activities of the Federal Government for ensuring constitutional government.”

Via The Progressive

Read the White House Document yourself.

If they could put a festival together with Mini-Kiss, the Misfats, AC/DShe, Little Crue and now Mini Britney, I’d soooo be there.

Here’s some Mini Brit for y’all.

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Uh…did I get on the bus to bizzarro world or something? Am I just not in on the joke Hollywood is pulling on everyone? Like maybe they’re taking the “Punk’d” thing to the next level..”Lets fuck up every movie we put out just to watch the public go ape-shit. Oh the hilarity!”

A reliable source has divulged some info on the next Indiana Jones movie (tentatively titled “Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods”).

Dr. Jones is set to fight Russians and aliens. Yes…aliens. Combine that with an over-the-hill Harrison Ford (age: 64) playing the lead role in the venerable action franchise and we have a real winner here.

Via Damn I’m Cute

It probably wasn’t meant to make me laugh, but it did.

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I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

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So here’s the latest supposed official first look at the new Joker from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel. Looks bad if you ask me. After Jack Nicholson, there can be no other Joker. On the plus side, at least they didn’t just paint over a mustache.

I Believe in Harvey Dent Too 

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Even if its Amy Fisher and Joey Butt-a-FOO-O-cco..this is gonna end with a bullet in someone’s head.

May 20, 2007 — Hottie Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher and her aging auto-body hunk, Joey Buttafuoco, didn’t just have dinner last week - they kissed, canoodled and carried on like it was 1992.The infamous mismatch that neither a bullet to a spouse’s head, prison time, divorce court, 3,000 miles nor 15 years could break up is more than heating up.

There’s even a hint that the two might eventually wind up at the altar, the TV show “The Insider” reports in an interview with the reunited couple airing tomorrow through Wednesday.

“We’re dating,” proclaimed Fisher, who was all of 17 when she shot Buttafuoco’s first wife, Mary Jo, in the head while having her illicit affair with the then-38-year-old Joey.

“He doesn’t kiss all his friends like that,” Fisher told “The Insider.”

At their not-so-secret date last week at the swanky Pace’s steakhouse in Hauppauge, L.I., Joey tenderly reached out for his finally legal-age love and planted a big wet one while confiding, “I’m happy.”

Source

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Here.

Zombie-American Part I

Zombie-American Part II

CANNES — Former Hobbit Elijah Wood is to star as Iggy Pop in “The Passenger,” a biopic of the legendary rocker.

“Passenger,” which follows Pop’s early years with his band the Stooges, is to be helmed by Nick Gomez (”Drowning Mona”) from a script by Eric Schmid.

Pic will lense in next six months and is skedded for delivery by midsummer 2008. The $6 million-$8 million budget is being put together from a combination of pre-sales, a U.S. equity fund and tax credits from Philadelphia.

Pop has “given his blessing” to the project but will not take part in it, according to Becker’s head of finance and operations Jonathan Page.

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