Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna’s son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10.

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - This time, Hollywood really has gone to the dogs.

The Motion Picture Association of America on Thursday unveiled its latest tool in the war on movie piracy: a pair of DVD-sniffing Labrador Retrievers named Lucky and Flo.

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The job for Lucky and Flo will be to sniff out optical discs in luggage or other containers, and stop the discs from getting to manufacturing plants where they can be reproduced.

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NASSAU, Bahamas — A lawyer for Anna Nicole Smith said Tuesday that he was the father of the reality TV star’s newborn girl, who has been the couple’s one “ray of hope” as they have grieved the death of her 20-year-old son in the Bahamas.

Howard K. Stern, who was with the family in the hospital the night that Daniel Smith died, told CNN’s “Larry King Live” they had named their daughter Dannie Lynn Hope.

“Right now we have to somehow get through what we’re going through,” he said. “And I’ll tell you, our baby is the one ray of hope.”

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DALLAS — Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens attempted suicide by overdosing on prescription pain medication Tuesday, even putting two more pills into his mouth after a friend intervened, according to an internal police report obtained by The Associated Press.

The report said Owens was asked by rescue workers “if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time [he] stated, ‘Yes.’”

Owens was released from the hospital on Wednesday morning was was seen giving “thumbs up” to reporters. He made no comment as he got into an SUV and was driven away.

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Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell … and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom “Saved By The Bell”) isn’t just a threesome-loving stud — he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the “Dirty Sanchez.” TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech’s reps, who did not immediately return our calls.
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Supposedly Jazz. Ugh.

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Crowe has confirmed he and director Ridley Scott are plotting to bring his Gladiator character back from the dead in a sequel to the hit 2000 epic.
Crowe’s character Maximus was killed off at the end of the first movie, but that’s just a small detail as Scott and Crowe plan ahead.

The actor reveals, “We talk about it every now and then. We did kind of make it tricky for ourselves, considering we killed the character at the end of the first one. But that’s not necessarily going to stop us.

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Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has been secretly battling hepatitis C — a serious viral infection of the blood, often associated with used needles, the New York Daily News reports.

In an Access Hollywood interview airing tomorrow night, Tyler, 58, admits that he was diagnosed three years ago but “I’ve had hepatitis C for a long time, asymptomatic.”

“I’ve been pretty quiet about this,” says the admitted former drug addict. “The band took a break about three years ago. … [My doctor] said now is the time, and it’s 11 months of chemotherapy” — actually, interferon, which strengthens the immune system — “so I went on that, and it about killed me.”

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Sweet Flickr Sets from a guy named Alan Light.

Howard Stern’s words may not carry the same weight now that he’s on satellite radio, but he’s still got enough juice to get a pesky critic fired. John Mainelli, the New York Post writer who irked Stern by reporting a rumor Tuesday that he would return to terrestrial radio with his tail between his legs, has left the paper after receiving an ultimatum from editor in chief Col Allan.Allan told Mainelli Wednesday that he had to choose between his freelance job covering the radio industry for the Post and his lucrative sideline consulting for radio stations and owners. “I consider myself fired,” Mainelli tells Radar. “I can’t live on what I earn from the Post.”

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From a few weeks ago when she got arrested for DUI.

KATIE HOLMES is tipped to play celebrity pal VICTORIA BECKHAM in a new biopic of soccer superstar DAVID BECKHAM. Holmes and her fiance TOM CRUISE are close friends with the British pair, but while movie bosses were keen to cast the BATMAN BEGINS star, Cruise will not be playing Beckham because of their “marked physical differences”.

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First of all..do we need a biopic of the Beckhams already? Neither of them are even DEAD YET! Secondly, does Katie Holmes still have a career?

The Schwartz will be with G4.

The cable network, which skews heavily towards young male viewers, has acquired the distribution rights to an animated series based on the popular Mel Brooks film “Spaceballs.”

Production on “Spaceballs: The Animated Series” began in early 2005 with the participation of Brooksfilms Limited, MGM and Berliner Film Compane GmbH. Brooks and “Spaceballs” co-writer Thomas Meehan co-wrote the pilot and Meehan will either writer of oversee the writing on all 13 episodes which will premiere on G4 in the fall of 2007.

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Joe Eszterhas is finally getting used to being best known for writing Showgirls, a very bad movie. He’ll be introducing it Tuesday at the IFC Center while promoting his new trash-talking screenwriting how-to, The Devil’s Guide to Hollywood (in which he admits the movie sucks). He has his regrets. “It’s a movie that I wish I’d have written differently, and I wish would have been cast differently.” Still, he adds, “I never agreed with the notion that this movie was accidentally funny. I think it defies the imagination to think that a line like ‘How does it feel not to have anybody comin’ on you anymore?’ isn’t purposely funny. If you have a character named Henrietta Bazoom walking around poppin’ her tits out every 30 seconds, that’s a darkly humorous moment.” To that end, he’s planning a musical, with help from the producers of Urinetown, that “celebrates the over-the-top and campy nature of the piece.” Naturally, it’s to open in Las Vegas.

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(thanks JP)

Way back in the 1960s, I saw Janis Joplin (shown in the photo) in concert with Big Brother and the Holding Company. Twice. I mention this just to explain why I’ve been following the troubled productions of at least two announced films about the troubled singer.

The first of these films to actually start filming is titled The Gospel According to Janis. Remember, one of her more popular songs was a request that God provide her with a Mercedes-Benz. This film is directed by Penelope Spheeris, best known for Wayne’s World and her Decline and Fall of Western Civilization films. Zooey Deschanel is now set for the title roll, replacing the singularly named singer, Pink. Filming is set to begin on November 13 with a 2008 release. Deschanel will be doing her own singing, working with a vocal coach to mimic Joplin’s style. Rolling Stone writer David Dalton, who accompanied Joplin on tour for a cover story, will be part of the focus of the film.

A rival Joplin film starring Joplin’s fellow Texan Renee Zellwegger is on hold reportedly due to script rewrites.

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