This can’t be good.

(thanks Knighthawk)

Yes, now you too can own fecal matter from Burt Reynolds or bacteria from Don Rickles…However if you were looking for skin cells from “Data” from “The Goonies,” they’re all out of stock.

As much as i can’t stand that little twat, I’m not sure I wanna see this:

I know 12-year-old Dakota Fanning wants to be like the next Meryl Streep and a serious actress and shit, but is she ready for a rape scene? Apparently, Dakota has already shot a violent sexual scene in a movie called Houndog. The rape scene isn’t the only thing disturbing in the film. Dakota’s character appears several times only wearing panties.

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I bet this guy voted for George W.

(thanks Gann)

Interesting little trailer for a film about the crazy people who wanted to contribute to Hunter S. Thompson’s cannon send off.

I’m gonna make this prediction here and now: watch for Riley Keough (shown in the middle), Elvis’ granddaughter/model, to be an up-and-coming …party girl. I’d say within a year or two you’re gonna see this hottie all over the gossip blogs. Just you wait and see.

Kevin Smith made an appearance on the Opie and Anthony Show, where they made a call to an unsuspecting Joel Siegel. Classic.

Listen here.

Anyone wondering where the other cams and the Flickr badge went, they moved over to my personal site.

So last night, at a press screening of “Clerks II” in New York City, “Good Morning America” movie critic Joel Siegel decided he’d had enough of my shenanigans, and walked out of the flick at the forty minute mark. You’d imagine this would bother me, and yet, I’m as delighted by this news as I was with the eight minute standing ovation “Clerks II” received in Cannes.

I mean, it’s Joel Siegel, for Christ’s sake. As Paul Thomas Anderson once said of the man, getting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on being “punny” - that is, he likes to add his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay into the reviews he writes/gives.

For “Pirates 2″, he made us all titter with “Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun”.

For Pixar’s lastest, he made us squeal with delight when he wrote “Wheelie Good Time for ‘Cars’”.

Can you believe he somehow not only made us laugh, but also think, when he challenged our perception with “X-Men’ Fails to X-cite”?

I mean, Fozzy fucking Bear laughs at this guy (AT, mind you, not WITH).

So while I feel like my life will be a little bleaker now that I’ll never know what pun Joel would’ve dug deeply into his comedic well to produce for “Clerks II” (”‘Clerks II?’ More like ‘Jerks, Too’!”), I’ve gotta admit that I’m relieved somebody was finally offended by the flick - enough to head for the exit less than an hour in. I was beginning to think I was losing my touch.

I can’t fault Mr. Siegel for feeling “revolted” (his producer’s description of Joel’s reaction) by our flick; in truth, there is a donkey show in it, and I recognize that brand of whimsy might not be for everybody. Film appreciation is very subjective, and maybe Joel just isn’t into ass-to-mouth conversations.

However, I CAN fault him for the manner in which he left the screening.

Read on at Kevin Smith’s MySpace blog 

oh yeah!

oh shit, this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day!

Its no YouTube, thats fer sure.

Oh God, my eyes! 

(probably not safe for most workplaces)

The DFH Off Ramp podcast reached episode 50 last night! Oh and what an episode. Classic characters returned, as did classic drinking til we go on way too long and no one listens to the end anyhow! Head on over to the Off Ramp site, and subscribe!

Of all the movies out there to remake…*sigh*

Raven-Symone is attached to star in the Walt Disney Pictures remake of “Adventures in Babysitting.”

At the same time, she has signed an acting and producing deal that includes a guaranteed pay or play on one movie, with an option for a second.

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And in case you don’t know who Raven-Symone is..she looks JUST LIKE Elizabeth Shue. File under “Honeymooners”

People are smart.