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The name of this magazine says it all, however I’d spell it “Bizarre.”

Soooo..where can I find some fine products like these.

(probably not safe for most workplaces)

“Jerry vs. Jerry”

If you’re in the area, and fit the bill (Maske if you’re reading?):

LOS ANGELES, June 23 /PRNewswire/ — Central Casting is holding an open call for 16 & 17 year olds and 18-23 year olds that look like High School students for the new Michael Bay feature film, “Transformers.” We need SAG Members and Non-Union. The scheduled work dates are July 10-12, 2006. Dates are subject to change. The open call will be held at Central Casting in Burbank, CA. Anyone interested in attending should call 818-503-3329 for more information.

The Open Call will be held:
Date: Thursday, June 29, 2006
Time: 5PM - 8PM
Location: Central Casting
220 South Flower Street
Burbank, CA 91502

Central Casting is the largest extras casting company in the world and has been in business since 1925. The company casts extras for film, television, and commercials. Central Casting is a division of Entertainment Partners.

Take one sip if…

* anyone names the food/beverage that they are enjoying while recording
* someone co-hosts from a strange location (an airport, under their car, Starbucks, etc.)
* either Robert or Roger mentions his current employment status
* the show takes place in front of a live audience
* Dvorak says that he gets no spam
* Leo uses the phrase “in the can”

Take two sips if…

* they take a question from a listener or the audience
* Leo mentions his book
* any of the hosts gives the specific model of headset/microphone that they are using
* the “box of crap” is mentioned
* someone trashes the user interface of a Google product

Take a big gulp if…

* a female co-hosts
* a well-known tech personality makes an unplanned visit (e.g. Mitnick’s visit)
* Leo mentions that he is trying to get Martin to join the show (two gulps if he actually does)

DRINK A SHOT EVERY TIME…

IN GENERAL

* dvorak.org/blog URL is mentioned.
* They mention the “good old days” of The Screen Savers.
* David Prager makes a comment.
* IPTV or Podcasting is mentioned as the way of the future.
* A feature is mentioned that will be removed from Windows Vista.
* Steve Jobs is mentioned as a mad man.
* The “box of crap” is mentioned.
* Someone mentions that they are #1 on iTunes.
* A Google Maps hack is mentioned.
* A teenager is said to have “hacked” something at their school.
* Someone says “nice” in response to a comment.

JOHN C. DVORAK

* Says Microsoft is a dead end.
* Says he gets no spam.
* Talks about Google’s share price.
* Says Apple should sell their OS separately.

LEO LAPORTE

* Mentions that Microsoft poo-pooed something.
* Dismisses something said by Roger Chang.
* Says “merlot” and “John” in the same sentence.
* Says he has to go to Canada to film Call For Help.
* Mentions the “excellent service” he gets from his web hosting provider.

KEVIN ROSE

* Says he wants a particular new Apple product.
* Says you can find it on Digg.

ROBERT HERON

* Says 1080p.
* Mentions that Battlefield needs a patch badly.
* Says Las Vegas.

PATRICK NORTON

* Says something cynical.
* Reminds Leo of his “Apple going Intel” disbelief/outrage.

DAVID PRAGER

* Says he is using using his neighbor’s wifi.

ROGER CHANG

* Goes on about a pointless anecdote.

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(thanks Gann)

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — Patsy Ramsey, mother of slain 6-year-old JonBenet, died Saturday of ovarian cancer, her lawyer told CNN. She was 49.

She died about 3:30 a.m. at her father’s house with her husband by her side, lawyer Lin Wood said. She was diagnosed with cancer in 1993 but was cancer-free for nine years until a relapse three years ago.

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DALLAS, Texas (AP) — E. Pierce Marshall, who feuded for years with former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith over his father’s oil fortune, has died, his spokesman said Friday. He was 67.

Marshall died Tuesday evening in the Dallas area from a brief but aggressive infection, the family said in a written statement released through spokesman David Margulies. He declined to provide additional details.

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SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — A 176-year-old tortoise, believed by some to have been owned by Charles Darwin, has died in an Australian zoo.

The giant tortoise, known as Harriet, was long reputed to have been one of three tortoises taken from the Galapagos Islands by Darwin on his historic 1835 voyage aboard the HMS Beagle.

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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage “Charlie’s Angels” and “Dynasty” to “Beverly Hills 90210″ and “Melrose Place,” died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83.

Spelling died at his mansion in Los Angeles after suffering a stroke on June 18, according to publicist Kevin Sasaki.

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(thanks JP)

Just when you think its weird enough….

Yeah, so I’m just gonna start posting Christina Aguilera pics from now on..for no reason other than because she’s hot.

    

“Futurama” has a future.

Comedy Central has resurrected the former Fox animated series from “The Simpsons” creator Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. At least 13 new episodes will be produced for the first time since the series originally ran from 1999-2003.

The new batch is part of a deal the cable network made with 20th Century Fox Television last year to pick up syndicated rights to the “Futurama” library, which consists of 72 episodes. Comedy Central also had an option to air any new episodes produced.

New and old episodes will begin airing in 2008 on Comedy Central. Actors Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio have agreed to return as voices for “Futurama.”

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Genius.