Yeah, I know what you’re thinking..”What? This site is 10 years old?” Noooo its not. But the short film is. And thats where this all started. So I’m looking for a design for a 10 year anniv. T-shirt.

Send some ideas to bilbobloggins@doorfromhell.com and if someone does something great, we’ll put it on a shirt and you can have one. Sorry thats a boring prize, but I’m poor…which reminds me….click that “donate” button on the right and send me some lunch money!

Where is Dave Chapelle photoshop contest. HAHA!

Ananova:
Darth Vader shows his dark side

Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.

Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

“At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts,” she told Malaysia’s Star newspaper.

The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.

When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.

“Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again,” Priscilla added.

The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.

Nothing ambiguously gay about this duo.

NSFW or Batman fans.

You can now get podcasts of “Coast to Coast AM” (the late night crazy person call in show).

The “podcast” is the entire show, four parts, but you must pay for the subscription to get it. Nice feature if you’re a member. No more “right click save target as” to get the shows each day. If yer po’ like me, just visit the newsgroups.

Coast to Coast AM Podcast

…and he’s dead.

Voice of Tony the Tiger, Dead.

FULLERTON, Calif. - Thurl Ravenscroft, who provided the rumbling “They’re Grrrrreeeat!” for Tony the Tiger in countless Kellogg’s ads and voiced a host of Disney characters, has died. He was 91. Ravenscroft was born in Norfork, Neb.

Source

How many things wrong with this can you count?

(nsfw or family)

- Thanks Phinn.

NOOOoooooOOOOOOOooOOOOoOoOoOOOOOO!!!!!!

Thanks BenS

Systm release tonight!
From the creators of thebroken comes a new downloadable tech show: “Systm” (pronounced system). While Systm is a general interest HOW-TO show, thebroken will continue to have 40′z and hacking

Episode #1 will be released tonight at 8:00PM PST! To celebrate, we will be throwing a house party starting at 6:00PM. We’ll fire up our live webcam of the festivities along with an IRC chat room. Chat with Kevin, Dan, Keith and Ron (systm/thebroken crew) along with other TechTV staffers (Leo, Pat, Yoshi, Martin, Alex, and others (Ramzi) have all been invited).

Visit the website now: http://systm.org

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When is thebroken episode 4 coming out?

After several weeks of lawyer negotations with G4 (my 9-5 job), they have agreed to release me from my contract. Friday May 27th 2005 marks my last day on the G4 network. That means we are focusing on thebroken / Systm FULL TIME! We are starting to plan the next episode of thebroken now, and we’ll send out another update as we get closer to the release! Now that this is our full-time job, expect to see many more video releases coming your way!

More info:
http://www.kevinrose.com
http://systm.org

- thebroken crew

…to fight Tom Cruise.

Xenu.net

(thanks Gann)

UPDATE: Yeah, well, it wouldn’t be the DFH if there wasn’t a technical mishap…so if you tried to tune in and got nothing, try again, because we blew up our modem. All good now, so please try again!!!!!!

Well its finally here folks, the Final Door From Hell Liquor Cabinet. Tune tonight for the last time and say goodbye to Mat, Gann, and a few other faithful DFH contributors and fans!
…oh yeah, and we now have Karaoke set up, so you can listen to us sing like idiots!!

not to be missed!!

Saturday May 21st, 2005
8pm Central - 1am Central..?


Tune in!

Sure, I know what you’re thinking “WHY??” well, before you use all you’re brain power wondering why the hell they’re bothering to bring Baywatch to the Big Screen, save some to ponder this one:

Steven Spielberg is set to direct the new Baywatch movie.

The legendary film-maker has bought the movie rights to the hugely popular US TV series - which starred David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra - and is said to be extremely excited at bringing it to the big screen.

According to reports, Spielberg, who is responsible for classic films such as ET and Jurassic Park, plans to start shooting early next year although it is not yet known whether any of the original cast members will appear in the film version.

More..

So I’m sitting here at 7am feeing pretty “sad and lonely” after being up all night drinking really shitty wine, replaying Episode III in my head and wondering where my “wife” spent the night, when I stumble upon this. It made all those bad feelings go away.

Top Ten Babes of Star Wars

Just got back from the theater where I saw Revenge of the Sith.

Here’s my review.
(contains spoilers)

I always thought this was one of the more clever, funny Star Wars Fan Films out there… (along with Trooper Clerks)

Star Wars Odd Couple

UPDATE: link fixed.

So you want to be a Jedi? Gotta learn to build your own Jedi Weapon, Johnny!

Luckily the interweb is here to guide you.

List of sites that will tell you what kind of parts you need to build a replica.

Offers power supplies and plasma blades to make it look even more realistic.

ANd if you’re a real geek, ‘How a Lightsaber Works’ (lemme know if you actually build this one)