Archive | February, 2005

The 77th Annual Academy Awards

Posted on 27 February 2005 by Mat

So I’m watchin’ the Oscars right now, and well…I was gonna write some stuff, and maybe I will tomorrow, but for now, The Superficial is saying it all, and probably better.
Some highlights thus far:


– Chris Rock hasn’t said a word yet and he’s already a billion times better than Billy Crystal. How any one could like that whiny fuck baffles me. You could strap me down in an oxygen tent filled with nothing by nitrous, feed me 20 pounds of pot and tickle me - and I still wouldn’t laugh at anything Billy Crystal has ever said.

– If anyone didn’t realize that there’s a heavy black influence to this years show, Star Jones and her fat ass will be more than happy to remind you. Oh, and she’s from New York. And she’s fat.

– The winners taking their awards in the crowd is really starting to work my nerves. This isn’t Jerry Springer. Yeah, we get it, the technical people aren’t fabulous enough to share the stage with the actors. Jesus, I’m a little surprised you didn’t bring them on stage just so you could push them down the stairs at the end. Maybe have a mud puddle down there too so everyone can laugh and point at the dumb pathetic bastards who weren’t born with perfect cheek bones.

– The song on the show right now is being sung by Antonio Banderas. And, shockingly, it sucks.

– John Travolta used to come on to me when I was bartending at Hotel Casa del Mar is Santa Monica. I’m not saying he’s gay, I’m just saying that I’m that beautiful. But he is gay.

Via The Superficial

From my own head here’s a few thoughts..

– They should have just called this the “Beyonce Variety Hour” because everytime I look up she’s singing another song. Good thing she’s hot.

– Prince just presented something or other..my god..he looks like a lesbian. You know, like when some girl pencils on a mustache and puts on a purples suit? thats what he looks like. I’ll find a photo. man that was disturbing.

– Johnny Depp and Sean Penn both have Gonzo Logo pins on. Cool.

– Holy crap..did the people who designed this website do the Academy Awards website too? My eyes hurt.

– Ok, so we get to see Jamie Foxx cry again. Fine. But really, Oprah doing the “Fight-the-Man / Nat X” fist gesture during his acceptance speech is too much. Fuck you Oprah, you’re whiter than me and richer than everyone. You ARE the Man.

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Back to your Regularly Scheduled Blog..

Posted on 27 February 2005 by Mat

Alright, a week of mourning is plenty.
Now back to bashing the president.


WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: I don’t really understand. How is it the new [Social Security] plan is going to fix that problem?

GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculated, for example, is on the table. Whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There’s a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you?

It’s kind of muddled. Look, there’s a series of things that cause the — like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate — the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those — if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.
Via yes, its true, White House.gov

Ohhhh…i get it, basically if if in conjuncture with the transmogrifier the flux dingmatrometer will co-opulate with the whizbangatron and create Social Security reform! DUH! ITS ALL SO SIMPLE NOW!

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Door From Hell Liquor Cabinet

Posted on 23 February 2005 by Mat

This week will not be your ordinary show. One of the Greats has left us. There would be no Door From Hell without the Great Hunter S. Thompson, so its only fitting that this week’s show is our own way of saying farewell to the Good Doctor.


We’ll have tons of Gonzo related material for all you fans out there, and if you’ve never heard of, or never read, or never seen a movie involving HST, this is a good place to begin.

Pour yourself a stiff drink and join us in a tribute to Hunter S. Thompson.
Saturday Feb, 26th, 2005
7pm Central - 1am Central


Tune in!

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Hunter S. Thompson: Dead

Posted on 21 February 2005 by Mat


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1937-2005

“There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”

Story

Hunter, you rat bastard, you picked a fucking swell time to leave us. If ever you were relevant, its right now. You coward. You left us to fight these swine in Washington on our own? You rotton, selfish cocksucker. Fuck you, we’ll do it ourselves. We don’t need you. You left your filthy fingerprints on generations of surly monsters. We’ll carry on, drunk and belligerent.

Hunter S. Thompson was one of, if not THE, greatest of my heroes. His invention - Gonzo Journalism - was the very inspiration behind this site, the few movies I’ve done, DFH Radio and nearly anything I’ve written. Many a late nights I’ve spent drinking and talking into a microphone duct taped to my chest. Where those recordings are now, I have no idea. I’ve never listened to them. Dear Jesus.

What can be said? The man was a mother fucking God damned genius. I don’t use that term often. Or maybe I do. Fuck it. He was. And this time I MEAN it. He fought the system with his words. He stretched the rules, and made a living exaggerating reality. He spent his life looking for the American Dream, and God dammit, whether he knew it or not, he fuck-well found it.

When first I learned of Hunter’s Death, I thought “fuck.” What else is there to say? I was shaken and at a loss. When I found out he took his own life, I was at an even greater loss. How could this be? “Maybe he faked it..like in Transmetropolitan“..How perfect!” No, thats my paranoid-geek side seeping out.

After several drinks it occurred to me, “There’s no other way!” We’re talking Hunter fucking S. Thompson here. Chances are in the next few days we’ll find out he was sick. If indeed, this was the case, would it be in Hunter’s character to go out in a comfy bed, meek and miserable? Fuck no. To take his own life, with a High Caliber firearm of somesort? Yes! Thats the way Hunter would go. It all makes sense now. I’m sure it was a grisley scene to stumble upon. Fucking hell.

Oh God please, don’t let HST wind up on shirts of teenie boppers who shop at Hot Topic.

Yee gods man. I need another whiskey. Take care good man.
“And that’s It for now, folks. There is no more. Aloha, Mahalo and so long for now.”

Stay tuned as this post will be updated throughout the week.

TIME: The Gonzo Faxes
Ralph Steadman on HST
Daily Kos Collected Quotes
Remembering Hunter
Washington Post Blog
John C Dvorak Comments on HST
SF Examiner
Gonzo.org
Aspen Daily News
BBC News
ESPN Tribute
Denver Post

- “We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear — fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts, or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer … ” - Hunter S. Thompson

As the day trudged on, I stumbled upon link after link and blog after blog paying homage Dr. Gonzo. Each time I read the same story on every page, and I felt a little shittier. I even found myself avoiding the web today so I didn’t have to be reminded the fucker’s dead. I still haven’t accepted the fact that Thompson is gone. I feel like I’m in Evil 2005, you know, like in Back to the Future, when they somehow get flipped into Evil 1985, and everything is bad.
This is bad.
Its the final bad that makes me think “Yes. Its serious now. We are all totally fucked now.”
Its bad that Bush is president. Its bad that our country is being driven into the shitter. People are going crazy, doing crazy shit..parents killing their children, children killing their grandparents, teenagers birthing in the woods, teachers fucking students, completly fucking Evil. My life personally is bad on most fronts…jobwise, moneywise, etc etc..Its just one damn thing after another.
And now this.
Where did I cross over from the Good Dimension to the Evil One? How do I go back? Is there a “Good Demension Mat” somewhere living it up in a world where the US is not run by Nazis, and HST is alive? Good Dimension Mat hangs w/ celebrities and has no financial worries. That lucky bastard.

These are dark times friends. Dark times. And last night everything got a whole lot darker.

Several great articles have been posted on the Aspen Daily News website. Friends and neighbors weigh in as to why HST decided to eat a bullet Sunday evening. Pretty much the same thoughts we all have. (either physical sickness or a giant hoax)


Up until his last days, Thompson’s leg continued to plague him with pain. He also had an artificial hip, and he recently had back surgery. A simple journey to the bathroom forced the cult writer to hold onto his loved ones for support, as he limped across the room.

“I knew he was dying from a distance. It hurt him being in so much pain,” said Jimmy Ibbotson, a longtime neighbor and former singer-guitarist of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band who, like others before him, had been 86′d from Thompson’s kitchen for poor behavior

“I haven’t ruled out that this is all part of an elaborate hoax,” said Ibbotson, half-jokingly. “There are times when you’ve had enough of fame.”

Yeah..faking his death wouldn’t be totally out of the realm of Thompson, methinks.


But George Stranahan, a former owner of the Woody Creek Tavern, one of Thompson’s favorite hangouts, said he “wasn’t surprised” that Thompson killed himself.

“I never expected Hunter to die in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of him,” he said.

Then again, maybe Hunter saw this and decided it was time to go.

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One of the metal vultures at the Gates of Thompson’s home.
Photo shot by me.


(George) Tobia (Thompson’s lawyer) said he didn’t know of anything specific that led to Thompson’s suicide but noted the two had discussed it in the past.

He did say that the decision had nothing to do with the re- election of George W. Bush or the current trend in national politics, which provided a certain grist for Thompson’s mill.

Nor did the writer have any significant financial problems. With his land, archives, royalties and other valuable, Tobia said, Thompson’s estate is worth millions of dollars.

The best explanation, perhaps, is that in recent months Thompson had chronic pain from back surgery and an artificial hip.


Adult Swim Salutes HST


HUNTER THOMPSON IS NOT DEAD.

Don’t believe their filthy lies. Giblets saw the Good Doctor with his own two eyes just a few hours ago, heading north in the White Whale. He said he was headed up to heaven to shoot God. “The great bastard’s in season and it’s long overdue,” the Godfather of Gonzo said as he dusted off his elephant gun. “I have full reason to believe they will award me both the head and the tail. Expect me back by the apocalypse.” Good hunting, Doctor Thompson. You’ll be missed.


(via Sister Novena, via Fafblog)

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Anita Thompson, 32, said her husband had discussed killing himself in recent months and had been issuing verbal and written directives about what he wanted done with his body, his unpublished works and his assets.

His suicidal talk put a strain on their relationship, she said.

“He wanted to leave on top of his game. I wish I could have been more supportive of his decision,” she said. “It was a problem for us.”
Via CNN


Hunter and wife, Anita


The literary champ was sitting in his command post kitchen chair, a piece of blank paper in his favorite typewriter, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot through the mouth hours earlier.

But a small circle of family and friends gathered around with stories, as he wished, with glasses full of his favored elixir — Chivas Regal on ice.

“It was very loving. It was not a panic, or ugly, or freaky,” Thompson’s wife, Anita Thompson, said Thursday night in her first spoken comments since the icon’s death Sunday. “It was just like Hunter wanted. He was in control here.”

“This is a triumph of his, not a desperate, tragic failure,” Anita Thompson said by phone, recounting that she was sitting in her husband’s chair he called his catbird seat in the Rockies.

She added: “He lived a beautiful life and he lived it on his own terms, all the way from the very beginning to the very end.”

Via Rocky Mountain News

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Robot Chicken

Posted on 20 February 2005 by Mat

The new Adult Swim show “Robot Chicken” debuts tonight at 10:30p central. This is gonna be great…hopefully. I love stop motion and I love action figures, how can it go wrong!?

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Fanmail

Posted on 19 February 2005 by Mat

As I was logging in to the dfh Radio email account tonight, I found this gem…not sure where the anger is coming from…I thought I said Ethridge and Stone were awesome, cleary this person knows me so well (maybe she’s Australian)…laugh away folks:


Subject: Ethridge & Stone tribute to Joplin
From: BENDER JANET ( benderjanet@sbcglobal.net )
Date: 2/15/05 7:41 PM
TO: radio@doorfromhell.com

Hallalujah!!

Still (about 4) white girls that can sing..wonders never cease!!!

Mabe, just mabe the reason that you did not get all of the “belting” is because ( 1) you are too young to remember Janis Joplin-because all she did belt out a song, and anything less then a belting would not have been a tribute to her at all ( 2) you’re a cho-van-est pig and or homophobic or (3) you are the typical white boy that dosen’t get it when it comes to SOUL!! I think it may have been a little much for you - stick to the (straight, married, black-eye-lined (foreign-boys) with money, & fake fire for your excitement!! 5 boy bands ugh! The Beatles are as dead, or deader than Joplin-even when they were all still breathing. And you’re married?

I’ve never heard such a moving, soulfull, heartwrenching, rendection of a song * from 2 white, girls-bar, none! Thank god there are still a capable few. When it comes to loud, emotional, belting nobody tops these two. (snap). stick to Britney Spears!!!! Or Jessica Simpson!! Let them bore you to an early death. Give me Ethridge & Stone-no punk females with talent. When I want to see Barbie I’ll travel to Toy’s R Us, not the Grammy’s. p.s. How is Dick Clark?
Janet

“Mabe” Janet didn’t realize that by “belting one out” I meant they really had their soul in it, just like good ol’ Janice did. Seriously, some people shouldn’t drink and surf.

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Door From Hell Liquor Cabinet

Posted on 19 February 2005 by Mat

Well there’s a show, but its gonna be a short one. We’ll be playing BenC’s audio mix-up this week (it got bumped from last week’s show) as well as the half hour of Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s in the XM studios.
Sorry, no Burn Unit or House of Doom this week. They’ll be back next week though.

“Short Show” this week…7pm - 9:30pm Central.



TUNE IN EARLY - DON’T MISS A SECOND!!

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Cast of the Star Warseseses

Posted on 19 February 2005 by Mat

Ok ok, this is the last Star Wars post today. I promise.

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Preggers Padme

Posted on 19 February 2005 by Mat

“Pregnant, you say? WITH TWINS, YOU SAY?”
I’m not sure i’m buyin’ it.

Tons more spoiler pix over at the CHUD messageboards

Thanks, BS

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Where are the Birds Flying Backwards in Slo-Mo’?

Posted on 19 February 2005 by Mat

Here’s a spoiler (not really spoiling anything, methinks) shot from the upcoming Star Wars film. Hmm…something veeeerrrry familiar about this….

Thanks, BS.

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Ben’s Sneaky “Comment Quiz”

Posted on 18 February 2005 by Mat

Found this list in one of the comments in another post. I’m assuming he wants me to answer these.

01. What is your favorite word?
Lately, “Douchebag”
02. What is your least favorite word?
“work”
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Usually Alcohol, but also boobs.
04. What turns you off?
Goatse Man
05. What is your favorite curse word?
motherfucker.
06. What sound or noise do you love?
This.
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Nagging.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Marine Biology.
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Proctology
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
YOU’RE IN!
11. If Heaven exists, what would you NOT like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Sorry infidel, but all the virgins are reserved for the suicide bombers.”

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1337 53x p051710n5

Posted on 18 February 2005 by Mat

Dork. You know you love it.


Linux Sexual Position Guide

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Debbie (Deborah) Gibson Needs Attention

Posted on 18 February 2005 by Mat

There’s been a few sneak preview shots of Debbie Gibson’s Playboy shoot floating around for a week or so now. I guess the issue must be out, or not, but here’s a page full of more Debbie in all her airbrushed glory.


Debbie Gibson’s Ass

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Quakes

Posted on 18 February 2005 by Mat

Sorry for the lack of updates. A combination of being busy and lazy today has left the blog neglected.

Anyhow, here’s a little something I found kind of interesting.


Six Quakes in the Area Last Week

I felt some rumbling last night and again, wondered if it was the train or the planet. I checked out the USGS site to find out. Turns out it was only the train this time, but I discovered that last week there were six small earthquakes north of here up the Mississippi River. Nothing major, 1.somethings and a 2.something.

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One Year Ago Today…

Posted on 17 February 2005 by Mat

Guess where I was..

Revisit these TechTV memories.

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Image of the Day

Posted on 17 February 2005 by Mat

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Pimp yo’ ‘zilla

Posted on 16 February 2005 by Mat

Thats right Firefox users, pimp yer brizzowzer out with this new theme.


Pimpzilla

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Hitchhiker’s Guide Trailer

Posted on 16 February 2005 by Mat

Please don’t suck, please dont’ suck, please don’t suck….


Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy trailer

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What Happens When You Forget To Bring Her Flowers:

Posted on 14 February 2005 by Mat



The Infamous St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

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Another Valentine

Posted on 14 February 2005 by Mat

Thanks, Denny.

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