Archive | January, 2005

Image of the Day

Posted on 31 January 2005 by Mat

Via Sean Bonner

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Don’t Fuck With The Jesus.

Posted on 31 January 2005 by Mat

See you in hell, folks!


Abusive Jesus

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Country Gold

Posted on 30 January 2005 by Mat

Another hit from our very own Bionic-J

MP3 File

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The Door From Hell Liquor Cabinet

Posted on 29 January 2005 by Mat

Upcoming Show: 01.29.05

Yes an all new show this week! Wow, look at us, no reruns in ‘05 yet!
Tune in for another ass ripping metal episode of the “Burn Unit” and the debut of Flacum’s very first (and possibly last?) Country Song! (WTF?)

Maybe Annie will be stopping by….or Jesus.

DFH Liquor Cabinet Regular Show:
Tune in: 7pm central - 2am east


TUNE IN!

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Why Bother?

Posted on 29 January 2005 by Mat

Apparently tomorrow is the big Iraq Election of ‘05, that is, if no one blows the whole fuckin’ county up. I’m a little confused about this whole thing…the only Iraqi’s that I’ve seen who seem to be FOR the election, are the ones living in America. Why are we forcing a fucking election on these people? CLEARLY they don’t want it, I mean, just today I saw some more news about shit blowing up in protest of the election. And am I the only one who seems to think maybe…JUST MAYBE its a li’l premature for an election? Its a little like saying “Ok, I built this car from scratch, so far I’ve got an engine and two wheels…lets go on a road trip!” Sure you could probably start up the car, and get down the driveway but…road trip? Nah..not yet..there’s still some work to do. Iraq needs some work. Seems to me, if we KNOW there’s going to be all these problems, wouldn’t it be a smart idea to just wait awhile and work on it first? I just don’t get things I guess.

Speaking of stuff I don’t get, let’s take a look at some Evil Dictators the U.S. supported/put in power.

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“Way to go, Kenobi”

Posted on 28 January 2005 by Mat

Man, if this was the real Episode III, I’d be so happy! Hilarious!


The Lost Hope

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Fuckin’ Republican Blog …

Posted on 28 January 2005 by Mat

I think my blog has become Conservative on me. For some reason its censoring comments that contain swears. WTF!? I say. I’ve got a filter running on here, which is supposed to filter out comment spam, but it appears its getting a mind of its own…sonofabitch.

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The Head Speaks.

Posted on 28 January 2005 by Mat

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Hypo Matt’s First Audio Blog

Posted on 28 January 2005 by Mat

Awww…my baby’s all grows up!

Hypo’s Audio Blog

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Another “Celebrity” Blog

Posted on 28 January 2005 by Mat

More like the brother of a celebrity. Here’s Nick Cage’s brother, Christopher Coppola’s blog

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Unused Superbowl Ad

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

“Unused?” you ask? Yeah, because this country is run by people who want to outlaw humor. However, here at DFH, we encourage it. Enjoy.


Malfunction

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Tic Tac or Not Tic Tac?

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

There’s been some rumors that the Old Navy Girl is now starring in the new commercials for Tic Tacs. What do you think? I’m not sure if thats the same girl.


Tic-Tac Commercial

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Random FAQ of the Day

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

#10 Can I use my cell phone vibrator in public?

If you’re discreet, and you think you can manage holding your phone in your crotch or stuffing it in your panties with no one noticing, go for it. However, most cell phones aren’t totally silent when they vibrate, especially the ones that have more powerful motors. Unless you’re on a noisy, jostling subway or a busy street, a persistent buzzing from below the belt might attract a few stares.

FAQ Source

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M.

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

And other goodies here:


The Moron

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Blue Radio in a Red State

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

Interesting. I didn’t figure there was a market for it, but glad to see it anyhow.


Entercom Memphis will change the call letters of radio station WJCE-680AM on Friday, and will launch a liberal talk radio format under the name Progressive Talk 680 WWTQ-AM, broadcasting the Air America Radio network.


Full Story Via Sister Novena

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Its Worse Than That, Jim…

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat

Spock, yer creepin’ me out, man.



Nimoy sings about Bilbo Baggins

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Jen Knew Elektra Would Suck

Posted on 27 January 2005 by Mat



Despite looking decidedly at home in all that PVC in the movie, Jennifer’s ex boyfriend has let it slip she didn’t really want to do the movie, because she knew it would be rubbish.

According to the New York Post, Michael Vartan, Garner’s Alias co-star and one-time bed buddy, was overheard telling media moles about her prophecy that the film would be pants.

When asked if he’d seen Elektra, Vartan said no adding that Jen “called and told me it was awful”.

When asked if he would ever contemplate doing a movie that was a rotten tomato, loose-lipped Vartan added: “She had to do it because of Daredevil. It was in her contract.”

Source

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Y2k Fat

Posted on 26 January 2005 by Mat

Don’t even ask me, because all I did was set up the website.


Y2k Fat Fat Fat

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SiriXM?

Posted on 26 January 2005 by Mat

I, for one, would sure like to see this actually happen.


NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Sirius Satellite Radio and XM Satellite Radio are holding preliminary talks on a possible merger, a newspaper said Wednesday, but Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin denied the report.

The New York Post said the discussions between the two players in the growing satellite radio market are in the early stages, adding that executives have not yet discussed price. But discussions have been held about potential antitrust concerns, the Post reported.

But Karmazin shot down the report Wednesday morning, telling industry analysts during an earnings conference call that he has not met with either the CEO or chairman of XM, and that he had “no idea” where the rumor originated. Later in the call, he said antitrust approval for such a merger would be “difficult” to get.

Full Story
(thanks for the link Gann.)

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Who Says 2005 Will Suck?

Posted on 26 January 2005 by Mat


MIAMI VICE
Release Date: TBD 2005 (wide)

Distributor: Universal Pictures

Cast: Colin Farrell (Det. James “Sonny” Crockett), Jamie Foxx (Detective Ricardo Tubbs)

Director: Michael Mann (Collateral, Ali, Heat)

Director Notes: (10/14/04) Michael Mann was a writer and executive producer on the original ‘Miami Vice’ TV show.

Screenwriter: Michael Mann

Premise: Sonny Crockett is an undercover vice detective in Miami who lives on a boat with his pet alligator. Rico Tubbs is a street cop from New York who went to Florida to track down his brother’s murderer. Together, they’re an unlikely but highly-effective team for combatting the drug rings that call Miami home.

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