SWEET! 48 Hour Baywatch Marathon this weekend on TVLand!! You know where to find me.

Another DFH post from the road…

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Bush Sings (its no Ashcroft)

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mmm …audio.

Another DFH post from the road…

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THIS is the way to go!!

Act fast! If ebay was pissed about the whole Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, they’re NOT gonna be pleased with the Aborted Fetus in a Jar
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You can sit back and do nothing, or you can make your own personal statement. Place it on your desk, or in your living room. Lovely 9 oz. jar with plastic 11-week-old fetus, as if in a womb. Looks attractive alone, or really unique sitting on a 3D Crystal rotary base stand (as show in photo) or under a black light. (stand and black light not included). Comes with 1/2 oz vial of colored tears and a beautiful two-sided card that reads.

We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger.

Strap-on Veterans For Truth

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbara Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

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Apparently some people need to get a wake-up call from a celebrity (or psuedo-celebrity) to remind them there’s going to be lotsa sales going on the day after Thanksgiving. If you’re one of those people, you might wanna hit the Target Wake-Up Call Website and choose a celeb to call your phone and remind you. You can choose anyone from Darth Vader, to Heidi Klum (shown below) to Cheech Marin or Ice T (T, dude, remember when you were cop killah? Now you’re whorin’ for Targét. *sigh*)

Target Wake-up Call Movies

The Stranger: “Away out West there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin’ parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude—that’s a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.”

The Stranger is unable to grasp why someone would call himself a dude—fightin’ words to a real cowboy. But appearances are, not infrequently, deceiving. Read that again and replace “Dude” with “Buddha.”

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Makes sense to me.

(thanks Dr. Goat for the submission)

Alright Blackjack, after comparing you to Michael Bolton, we owe you one. Here’s a buncha Michael Moore (and John Ashcroft) jokes. Pretty good stuff.

Fellowship 9/11

If anyone has noticed, there’s a guy who comments here from time to time, named Blackjack. I wondered where the nickname came from, but I think I just stumbled upon the origins. It all makes sense now!

Singer/songwriter Michael Bolton had an extensive, though not very successful, career under his real name, Michael Bolotin, before emerging in the mid-’80s as a major softrock balladeer. He turned up on RCA Records in the mid-’70s singing in a gruff, Joe Cocker-like voice both his own blue-eyed soul songs and cover tunes. Neither record buyers nor critics were much interested by the result. He then became the lead singer in Blackjack, a heavy metal band that made two albums for Polydor at the end of the ’70s and the start of the ’80s. In 1983, he changed his name to Michael Bolton, signed to Columbia Records as a solo act, and re-launched his career.

VH1’s Bio of Michael Bolton

C’mon Ohio, now’s your chance to not suck!

Associated Press reports:

A statewide recount of the presidential vote appears inevitable after a pair of third-party candidates said they have collected enough money to pay for it.

The recount would be conducted after the election results are certified in early December.

Libertarian Michael Badnarik and the Green Party’s David Cobb said on Monday they raised more than $150,000 in four days, mostly in small contributions.

Gang Bang: The Musical (quicktime)

Windows Media Version

UPDATE: Looks like they broke their bandwidth barrier. Whoops. Oh well.

For all the hippies and med students out there, I give you:

Jerry Garcia’s Autopsy

Oh hell yeah! THIS is soooo much better than the Subservient Chicken.

Tom Green’s Blog

I think I’m going to have to try this.

Basically by filtering cheap ass vodka through a Brita filter about 5 or 6 times, you can get it to taste like the good stuff.