Jessica Biel takes it off, or part of it, in some new movie called Powder Blue. She should really do more nudie parts… with her nudie parts.

So 12 years ago, my friend Matt and I were bored at 2am at my parent’s house in Ohio, and said “Hey, lets make a movie!” So we did. We came up with this pile of crap, that has since become the name for a magazine, website, and radio station. Last Wednesday we got together, 12 years later, and reshot the whole thing, frame for frame.

Ladies and gentlemen, the original Door From Hell, and the Door From Hell 2007.

I guess they couldn’t find a li’l Sam Jackson.

this looks sweet.

Whoever said we need no more zombie movies is WRONG! This looks pretty amusing. Check it.

Fido Trailer 

I managed to drag my ass out of the apartment today, got on the bike, rode downtown and caught the 3:00 showing of Transformers. I was totally expecting a bunch of snot nosed brats to be loading into the theater, now that its summertime. To my thrill I discovered most of the movie goers were 20-30 year old geeks like myself. And not packed.

Anyhow, on to the movie. I had little to no expectations for this film, which might have helped make it not so bad. While this wasn’t the Transformers I grew up and loved, it was definitely a VERSION of the Transformers.

This is how I figure it went down: Some guy was assigned to design the Transformers, and this guy had probably never seen an episode in his life. After researching it, he decides “These Transformers from the 80s suck. These new age ones they show on Cartoon Network at 5am are much better.” So he goes down to Target, sees the Transformers: Alternators line and goes with that.

The “transforming sound” and the fact Michael Bay managed to get Peter Cullen to reprise his role as the voice of Optimus Prime definitely helped a lot, as well as a few lines from the 80s movie - “One shall stand, and one shall fall.” during the Prime/Megatron battle. Speaking of Megatron, who was only in the film for like 30 mins, he totally sucked. He was a bigger ball of razor wire than the rest. Which is the first of two major problems I had with this movie. One, they didn’t stick to the original vehicles that the robots turned in to. The only ones that remained true were Optimus Prime as the semi, and Starscream as a jet. The other issue was that it was nearly impossible to make out the robots! A mishmash of metal, with no real robot form, especially when two were wrapped up in hand to hand combat. I would have been able to let the vehicle issue slide if the robots actually looked like robots!

A high point of this movie is smokin’ hottie Megan Fox who plays..um..a smokin’ hottie high schooler (I don’t even know what her character’s name is). I don’t think a soul out there believed she was supposed to be a junior in high school. I know I didn’t. I don’t think I’m giving anything away when I say Shia LaBeef-Curtains is a total dillhole, if for no other reason than he gets to make out with Fox at the end. Not to mention he gets to play Indy Jones’ son in the new Jones movie. Douchebag.

So how do I rate Transformers? Well..I guess I enjoyed it, but probably because I had no expectations whatsoever. If you want this movie to be awesome, it’ll suck. If you want to sit in the A/C for 144 minutes and watch a fun action flick on a hot summer day, it’ll work. Its an ok movie that I thought would be a lot worse. I guess you could say Transformers is more than meets the eye.

is there a word for “worse than bad?”

The soundtrack for the new Transformers movie came out today. Here’s the remake of the theme, by some band called Mutemath. *sigh*

Transformers Theme 

Reminds of my granfather.

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Uh…did I get on the bus to bizzarro world or something? Am I just not in on the joke Hollywood is pulling on everyone? Like maybe they’re taking the “Punk’d” thing to the next level..”Lets fuck up every movie we put out just to watch the public go ape-shit. Oh the hilarity!”

A reliable source has divulged some info on the next Indiana Jones movie (tentatively titled “Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods”).

Dr. Jones is set to fight Russians and aliens. Yes…aliens. Combine that with an over-the-hill Harrison Ford (age: 64) playing the lead role in the venerable action franchise and we have a real winner here.

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It probably wasn’t meant to make me laugh, but it did.

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So here’s the latest supposed official first look at the new Joker from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel. Looks bad if you ask me. After Jack Nicholson, there can be no other Joker. On the plus side, at least they didn’t just paint over a mustache.

I Believe in Harvey Dent Too 

CANNES — Former Hobbit Elijah Wood is to star as Iggy Pop in “The Passenger,” a biopic of the legendary rocker.

“Passenger,” which follows Pop’s early years with his band the Stooges, is to be helmed by Nick Gomez (”Drowning Mona”) from a script by Eric Schmid.

Pic will lense in next six months and is skedded for delivery by midsummer 2008. The $6 million-$8 million budget is being put together from a combination of pre-sales, a U.S. equity fund and tax credits from Philadelphia.

Pop has “given his blessing” to the project but will not take part in it, according to Becker’s head of finance and operations Jonathan Page.

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Remember this Transformer? I think he uh…transformed into ..um… a scrap pile of aluminum rods maybe..? I’d be more accepting of the new Transformers movie if they weren’t trying to call these disasters “Transformers.” If they’d just made the same movie and called it “Metal Monsters” or something, I’d be more likely to enjoy it.

You can see more of Michael Bay’s childhood raping machines here.

If you haven’t seen Spiderman 3 yet, you better get to it, because we’re already talking 4,5 and 6 here, folks!

Webbed superhero Spider-Man will appear in at least three more movies, Sony Pictures has confirmed. The studio’s chief executive Michael Lynton said after the box office success of the latest release Spider-Man 3, there is a huge audience waiting to see the story continue. Lynton tells BBC News, “Everybody has every intention of making a fourth, a fifth and a sixth and on and on. (We’ll make) as many as we can make good stories for.” Spider-Man 3 entered the record books as the most successful new release ever after taking $148 million in its opening weekend.

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If you’re a serious Spider-Man fan, you’ve probably been wondering when the producers were gonna dust off Dylan Baker and FINALLY let him become the super-villain we’ve all been waiting for. Yes, newbies, the one-armed college professor who appears in all three Spider-Man films (for about 90 seconds at a time) is the guy who eventually gets turned into man-sized Lizard with a true hatred for Spider-Man. I’m assuming Sam Raimi wedged the character into the first two films, hoping to deliver a pay-off in Spider-Man 3, but I guess that flick was just too damn cluttered with other baddies.

According to one source, not only will Baker finally become The Lizard in Spider-Man 4, but we’ll also have to contend with a certain villain known as Carnage. Spider-Man 4 would have to go a little bit “darker” than its predecessors to accurately capture the Carnage story, which focuses on a serial killer called Cletus Kasady who comes into contact with some of Eddie Brock’s “symbiote” goo while they’re both stuck in prison. (Connors, on the other hand, becomes Lizard after injecting himself with reptilian DNA in an effort to re-grow his missing arm.)

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