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Kim Kardashian Burns

Posted on 21 April 2009 by Mat

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Like Chicken Little at a KFC, Kim Kardashian got cooked, Extra Crispy Style, lying out in the sun. She was at least kind enough to post it on her Twitter page, so we can all laugh at her.

PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!

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Jessica Biel Topless

Posted on 21 April 2009 by Mat

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Jessica Biel takes it off, or part of it, in some new movie called Powder Blue. She should really do more nudie parts… with her nudie parts.

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Cleavage RETURNS!

Posted on 18 April 2008 by Mat

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Formerly one of the most popular moblogs on Textamerica.com, cleavage returns with its own site.
Cleavage America!

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Dita Von Then and Now

Posted on 04 March 2008 by Mat

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Heidi Klum As Jessica Rabbit (and other movie characters)

Posted on 19 February 2008 by Mat

I dunno how old this is, but I thought it looked good.

(Thanks JP)

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Naked (But in a classy way)

Posted on 18 February 2008 by Mat

Lohan poses a la Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine:

check out the rest HERE.

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The Lesbionic Woman

Posted on 11 November 2007 by Mat

Olivia Munn of G4 is..

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Kim Kardashian Does Playboy.

Posted on 29 October 2007 by Mat

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And you can find the leaked photos here.

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Dita Von Silver

Posted on 16 September 2007 by Mat

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NSFW pix here. Damn she’s hot.

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Happy Anniversary!

Posted on 06 September 2007 by Mat

Today is the one-year anniversary of Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch pictures!

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Danica McKellar as Princess Leia

Posted on 21 August 2007 by Mat

“Who would believe, ME, Kevin Arnold, would be getting it on with Winnie Cooper dressed as Princess Leia? Oh, if Paul could see me now!”

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ComiCon’s Sexy Ladies

Posted on 06 August 2007 by Mat

Oh Comic-Con you bring us such wonderful things. Including hot geeky girls.

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See more here.

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Image of the Day

Posted on 30 July 2007 by Mat

Hayden and the Stormtroopers.

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‘Weeds’

Posted on 25 July 2007 by Mat

I’m not big on the mary-j-wanna, but this show is pretty good. Lookin’ forward to season 3. This one’s for The Rev:

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Jessica Simpson Almost Shows Off Her Crotch

Posted on 16 July 2007 by Mat

So hey, photographers, if you’re going to photoshop a photo, do it right huh?

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Emma Watson for the Arsonists

Posted on 12 July 2007 by Mat

This one’s for those prevs over at Arsonist Radio. Young Hermione is getting an early jump on the paparazzi crotch shots..almost. Oh yeah, and you’re gonna go to jail for thinking what you’re thinking right now. Sicko.

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From the “Where Are They Now Files”

Posted on 11 July 2007 by Mat

Tiffany Brissette, that Small Wonder, turned up on the pages of Details Magazine (or at least on their website)

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TIFFANY BRISSETTE
Age: 32 \\ Best known as: Vicki the Robot on Small Wonder

The plot—an engineer builds a robot that looks just like a 10-year-old girl and “raises” her in his home—was absurd, and the production quality laughable. What made Brissette’s Vicki so memorable were the machine’s awkward attempts to fit in. “There were times when I’d try to sneak human emotion into the scene,” explains Brissette, “and my producers would always say ‘No, no! You’re a robot!’” She still finds herself drawn to human feelings, working as a nurse in Boulder, Colorado.

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“Full House” Indeed!

Posted on 29 June 2007 by Mat

Remember Stephanie Tanner from TV’s Full House? Well damn. Someone’s all growed up!

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Dita Von Thursday

Posted on 28 June 2007 by Mat

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Christina Aguilera Does Something

Posted on 25 June 2007 by Mat

Not sure what. Some kinda press conference. Here’s some pix.

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