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Mr. Fart Hands

Posted on 05 November 2007 by Mat

plays Yakety Sax (Benny Hill Theme)

Cantina Song from Star Wars

The Final Countdown

Sweet Child O’ Mine

(and many more)

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Billy’s Balls

Posted on 18 July 2007 by Mat

And you thought I had too much time on my hands.

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Human Tetris

Posted on 21 June 2007 by Mat

(thanks jasonjack)

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The Best Batman Movie …EV-AR!

Posted on 10 May 2007 by Mat

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Commentary:

0:01: If there’s one thing we simply do not see enough of in today’s modern comics, it’s Batman hanging out on a windy suburban rooftop in the middle of the day.

0:55: Little known fact? The Batcave’s state-of-the-art training center is actually designed to look like the back lot of a local Hardee’s, in order to simulate battle conditions. Seriously, it’s in ‘Tec #433. Look it up.

1:12: OWNED.

1:27: This is the single greatest line in anything, ever:

“I’ve been looking into something. There’s a series of robberies all over… a bunch of technology companies all over. At least seven or nine security guards have been killed already.“

2:28: Your eyes do not deceive you: This is basically the best fight scene since The Octagon, and it all ends with Batman hugging someone until they are knocked out.

2:25: Oh man. Oh man. Just the way he runs! This is genius.

3:25: Mark my words, folks: In twenty years, the Joker and Two Face are going to seem like also-rans when you stack them next to Hoodie Guy With A Tree Branch. Just listen to the terror in Batman’s voice!

3:57-4:09: …Or as I like to call it, the greatest shot in the history of film.

4:20: Remember, kids! When struck in the head by the twirling cane of a madman in cargo pants, just walk it off!

5:00: Yes, the Riddler is cawing like a rooster. No, I have no idea why. Yes, it is hilarious.

5:15: Whoa! Apparently Robin took that comment about his balls a little harder than anyone expected! Good thing Batman’s there to set him straight!Commentary source

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We Are the World

Posted on 03 April 2007 by Mat

Lets go back to when Kenny Rogers had a beard, Michael Jackson was black, Dionne Warwick wasn’t a psychic, and Huey Lewis was still relevant.

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Infinity.

Posted on 06 March 2007 by Mat

Whoah…I could spend all day in here.

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The History of the Interweb

Posted on 05 March 2007 by Mat

The History of the Internet

(it scrolls horizontally, in case you’re dumb like me and didn’t see that right away)

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Barcode Yourself

Posted on 05 March 2007 by Mat

Here’s me. What does your barcode look like?

Barcode Yourself

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White Possum Scream

Posted on 27 February 2007 by Mat

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How to get a letter published in GUITAR WORLD, guaranteed.

Posted on 21 February 2007 by Mat

Dear Guitar World,

I could not have asked for a better cover than the [last month] issue. The cover photo of { [last months' cover guitarist #1] && [last months' cover guitarist #2] } was even better than that of [dead rock icon] on the [2 months ago] issue. Also, the shredding lesson by [any mediocre speed metal guitarist] on the CD-ROM was fantastic!

I am in prison for life in [Arkansas || Texas || Colorado] and when a man in the next cell gave me a copy of the [random date] GW issue, I read it, like [rand(1,60)] times! Nearly [(prison sentence)/2] years ago when I was locked up for [rape || murder || grand theft auto] I couldn’t read a word, but after looking at the [nth] [Dimebag Darrell || Kurt Cobain || Randy Rhoads] memorial article I was compelled to learn. Ever since then I’ve been a [die-hard || huge || devoted] fan of GW. Keep up the good work!

Although, in your [fan-voted || editor-decided] list of the top [X] [solos || albums || shredders || songs || etc] I was disappointed not to see any mention of the [criminally || shamelessly || tragically] underrated [completely obscure and unheard-of solo/album/etc]. What gives?

- [Jim Serberger || icefire88 || gratefullydead135 || Blake Dailey]

Source

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All the Jeopardy You Could Ever Possibly Need.

Posted on 05 February 2007 by Mat

Over at J Archive they have nearly every Jeopardy episode archived since 1984. No, not on video, as the game..so you can actually PLAY,Â see who really played, and who won. The internetter is crazy.

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